Sunday, April 01, 2012

10 most stupid questions people ask in obvious situations.................



Hello everyone!
First day of fourth month and all know what it is.April fool day but relax, I am not here to fool anyone. I think its time all relax and have a laugh. I am sure everyone has come across such people in their lives.  So chill and enjoy the following post.


1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again. 

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself
.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron. 

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed
.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!


Hope you all had a good laugh! So what's  your take on this?

21 comments:

  1. Very Nice Di...
    n true too hehe
    most of the time we do the same mistakes which irritates us usually hehe..:)

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  2. hahaha...nice post..enjoyd a heartfelt laugh with my hubby..;))
    Tasty Appetite

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  3. Nice post Meena!! haha and very true we mostly do these mistakes of asking such questions :)

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  4. Lol.. It is funny.. Good share :)

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  5. haha..so true..can't stop laughing reading this..this happens all the time :)

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  6. So true dear..it happen often..truly enjoyed the post:)
    Anjana

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  7. Hahahaha Meena, these questions are so true and are asked so many times by all. Had a good laugh.

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  8. thank you everyone for enjoying this, by far my fav is when i m disturbed in sleep and someone asks me are u sleeping
    i say no i m dancing hehehe

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  9. heheheh .. di..

    this one was hilarious!! hehe.. nd actually people ask these stupid questions !!

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  10. Hahahehe...after long time...I have read some hilarious post.. LOL. Thanks for making me smile:)))

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  11. can't laugh as i am in my office then people might ask:
    are you laughing in a high tone?
    no, i am just trying to see how quickly you could run from your workplace

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  12. haha...I cannot stop laughing. Mazaa aagya. Great share. Keep sharing such stuffs...:D

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  13. u made my day.such a lovely post.tahnx 4 sharing.
    maha

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  14. @sona, @hema @ aswani @maha heh glad u liked it and it made u smile and laugh. and hema hehe another feather in cap for above stupid questions too hehe

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  15. Thanks for the laugh! :)

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  16. Very funny Question- Ans post. I can’t stop my big smile.
    I m adding a question (sometime its also a reply we get) to ur list which I heard people asking “kha jaa rahi ho, atta piss ne!!!!!!” hehehe
    Hv u asked ths question!!!!!!! Or had replied to someone “mein atta pissne jarahi hu

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  17. What used to bug me always was during my boards, when I would be studying seriously, my bro would come and ask casually "Kya kar rahae ho, padai?" One day I got so angry that I retorted back, nahi Bhaisa gulli danda khel raha hu. =))

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