Monday, June 20, 2011

Back to school...

Hello everyone!

Time for another laugh riot. A few days back I got this in mail and it was totally awesome. 


Teacher: 'What is your name?'.

Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'

Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight .

Teacher: 'What is your name?'.

Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'

Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name'

Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Question: What is the full form of maths.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?


Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student: A holiday

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.

Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!


Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. 


  1. omgggg...di they r truly awesome...luvd the last one...

  2. hahahaha:):)

  3. These are quite hilarious Di.. loved reading them :)

  4. Hehehe reminds me of my giggly school days

  5. hey di , it was realy funny, enjoyed it :)

  6. Dii....they r very funny...especially the last ones...:D


  7. Enjoyed your Blog.

  8. very funny di

  9. hahahahaha...awesome di!!

    they are hilarious......

  10. lolzzz ...they are really funny :)) I loved the Maths one ...So true ;)

  11. lovely n hilarious post. lved all of them.

  12. awesome, made me laugh


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